It is time to applaud our heroic leader Josef Stalin yet again.Stalin
has brought the West to the U.S.S.R. in the form of undergroundrailroads.
Built of marble, these underground stations are magnificently flashyand
supported by dozens of regal arches.
   This is an irreplaceable gift we have received from our leader.Stalin
is a thoughtful man, naming our new railroads "the People’s Palaces."Most
citizens believe it is meant to make us feel like royalty.